*Bubbles spill...so keep a back up supply
*Making your kids go bare foot outside doesn't keep them from going to the road
*Singing the song "Mama had a baby and his head popped off" while flipping the top off a dandelion is not appropriate.
*Having your OB/GYN say "Who's your Daddy!" while delivering your baby is also not appropriate.
*I have wrinkles around my eyes
*Don't make promises you can't keep...kids remember everything
*When your 3-year-old asks to play "Duck, Goose" with you (even if there is just two of you) PLAY!!
*My neighbor has a rooster
*80lb junior high school girls do not need to go to Zumba
*I hate when we say to our husbands "You have it so easy" because they don't
*by saying husband don't have it easy I'm not saying we do, because we don't either
*hair is the number one culprit of clogged drains...correction my hair is the number one culprit of our clogged drain
*no matter how many crunches I do, I will never have a six pack
and finally
*Modern Family is my new favorite sitcom
5 comments:
I agree with all of those, esp my hair! I'm losing it sooo fast! What are you talking about, my husband DOES have it easy (for him, but if I were in his shoes I would think it is hard) he admits it! HA.
LOVE IT! And yep, I have the wrinkles {lots and lots of them}, a husband who I think has it easy....but then I know he doesn't {he has to put up with ME afterall}, my stomach is horrifying and I want to cry every time I catch a glimpse of it, and Modern Family is the BEST SITCOM EV-ER!!!! PS--you are an awesome mommy!!!!
Who's your daddy? Really? What was this OB/GYN thinking?
I love Modern Family too!
Miss you
You're a good mommy. I admit that I have declined two player duck duck goose before. Next time I'll give it a whirl!
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