My kids go through a very strict inspection before arriving to any public place. Shoes on, check. Face clean, check. Clean shirt, check. Clean hands, check. Ready to go!How did I fail?
I went to Broulims yesterday to pick up a few things. Never tell yourself that you won't see anyone you know and it's okay to look like you just rolled out of bed because you will always see someone you know. Thus the strict inspection.
How did I fail?
In Broulims I of course see people I know. I wave and say a few words. I guess I didn't notice people looking at my face. I should've seen the signs and rushed myself to the nearest restroom, but I didn't. I check out and visit with the girl scanning my items. She comments on how cute my kids are. I smile. I guess I didn't notice her checking out my face either. Funny.
How did I fail?
I get to my car and pull my sun visor down. The sun was blaring in my eyes and then I spot it. A huge black thing in my teeth and on my mouth and cheek. What? I had eaten a chocolate chip cookie before leaving but how did I fail my own inspection. I had chocolate in my teeth and a chocolate smudge on my mouth, about the size of a chocolate chip itself. Why didn't anyone say anything?
Horrifying, absolutely Horrifying!
4 comments:
That is awesome! I would have told you for sure.
That is so funny! I would have told you too...and I would so have appreciated someone telling me! Geez. :) Guess you probably won't make that mistake again... hee hee!
eh, I went to IF once without any make-up. I spent all my time making sure the kids looked presentable and then forgot about myself...luckily I made it without seeing anyone!
Girl you know i would have said something like "what the crap is in your teeth and face!?" then i would have probably made you cry! you know me:) good times. thanks for the laugh
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